The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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