I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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