Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize