Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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