he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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