so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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