This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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