Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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