yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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