Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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