summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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