did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I enjoy the company of your penis
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