She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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