Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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