an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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