Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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