is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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