My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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