I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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