So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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