That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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