It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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