doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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