You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You pole danced in your parka.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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