so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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