so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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