i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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