i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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