even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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