so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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