please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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