Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the day after is always just damage control
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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