Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
