When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Randomize
