Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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