Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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