found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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