it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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