Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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