two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Randomize
