he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
