I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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