The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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