So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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