Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize