Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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