He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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