I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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