Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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