New low: just hacked my moms facebook
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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