I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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