Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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