he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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