Small penises have feelings too.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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