just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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